Kermit Seeks Piggy

This is Not Safe For Work, just so ya know.

A craigslist ad that brings the Muppets into the lands of the furries:

Some time ago, I found an original full head rubber Miss Piggy mask, circa 1977, complete with a full head of long blond hair. I am looking for a tall, sexy BBW, preferably over 300 pounds, to wear this mask to bed. She should also be open to playing with plastic wrap and liquid latex. Blonde is best, I suppose, but not necessary. Who knows – for the right woman I might just get a green rubber suit and a Kermit mask.

The accompanying images are interestingly modified. To put not too fine a point on it.