In Contempt (11/6/07): Giuliani on Waterboarding
Today I go back to picking on Giuliani. When it comes to loathsome, craven jackasses, the Republican field is truly an embarrassment of riches, but Rudy and Mitt "Double Guantanamo" Romney lead the pack.
Admittedly, like other easily-duped leftoids, I have a soft spot for John McCain. He has a sense of humor. He's on the record against torture - in fact, without the equivocations of a current Democratic frontrunner. He trusts the scientific validity of evolution*. He has co-sponsored cap-and-trade legislation to reduce pollution, a plan popular among the three top Democratic contenders for President. He lent his name to well-intentioned, if practically ignored campaign finance reform. He supports stem-cell research. He fights to reduce wasteful military spending... er, except for that trillion dollar sinkhole in the Middle East.
Which brings me to the reason I could never support the dude. Baghdad market square gaffes aside, the Senator gets mad eye loony on the subject of Iran. He drank some neocon kool aid and still hasn't come down. Plus he'd slash and burn social spending, appoint more activist conservative judges and padlock abortion clinics.
Okay, three more reasons. Still, politically he's only slightly to the right of Senator Clinton. Which says more about her than about him, I reckon.
*Yes, it's pathetic to even list that as a brownie point.






Not to question your cartoonist's prerogatives, but representationally speaking, I would have shoved a fucking ragged broken broomstick up his rectum... And then maybe shot him, 41 times.
Having grown up just outside of NYC during the Giuliani tenure, I can say that he's the scariest possibility for Prez I can imagine (and I'm no fan of the leading Dems).
The fact that he's actually running, rather successfully, on the brutality of the NYC police dept. is a sad statement on the state of the nation.