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Artistic Alienation Across the Generations

October 13th, 2005 (01:56 pm)

A month or so after my 6-yr-old Katie moved from Florida to Portland in the summer of 2004, I went to Powell's in search of something fun for her to read. I came across Lil' Lit and thought, AHA! Comics and fairy tales! She'll love it! And so she did.

And so, apparently, do her classmates. Especially Page 7. Infamous Page 7. There, in a story about a king who has lost his marbles (figuratively, that is), the mad king runs amok without his pants, revealing his cartoonish butt. BUTT! An Art Spiegelman butt. But a butt nonetheless. This proved disruptive to 2nd grade group reading sessions. The teacher's attempt to apprehend the offending text so that literacy building activities could resume was met with fierce resistence from my (now 7-yr-old) niece, an independent spirit gifted with uncommon stubborness. Hence her second trip in as many weeks to the Principal's office. (The previous incident also involved mutiny in the reading group.) And another call to Arleen (aka, Grandma). And another trip to school to figure out Katie's behavior.

For awhile during dinner yesterday, as much of this was related to me in disjunctive bits, it was pretty clear that Katie blamed me for getting her in trouble. And for a brief moment, while still seething with embarrassment and annoyance (and concern for Katie), so did Grandma. And during that moment, I confess I felt a secret sense of pride: Yes, I have corrupted the youth! Get me the hemlock and a strapping young scribe. But the glorious ignominy didn't last forever. Grandma soon realized that Katie's teacher is a "prig."

Well...duh.

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Posted by: Grimmtooth ([info]grimmtooth)
Posted at: October 13th, 2005 11:49 pm (UTC)
Troll

O, bravo! Well done, Katie!

I was so amused by this that I read it out loud to my dear wife, who is currently going through old magazines for some reason or other. She was vastly amused.

Get used to being blamed in this manner, though. It seems that kids universally blame the old'uns for all thier ills. Though *I* certainly don't remember being that way (naturally).

Posted by: mooreroom ([info]nevikmoore)
Posted at: October 14th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)

Thanks! I admit, my question to her was why she bothered bringing her books to school when they already have such nice ones there (actually quite a few with butts, farts, underpants, etc.) I didn't bring books to school because people had a tendency to take them out of my hands and chuck them out the window of a moving school bus. I eventually started just walking.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: October 14th, 2005 12:44 am (UTC)
reading

So Katie has our reading habit... great!!! When you read Albe's the sandbox in 5th grade, friends said... but he's too young... HA...

But perhaps taking a book to school...getting it taken away from her... alas, she's now been confronted with people who probably need to be in a Red State... so young to lose her innocence...

She's at that great age when kids giggle about farts, butts, and underpants... you, Matt, Nate, and Bart were a riot at that age!!!

Wait till Owen follows in her footsteps...
When i was a kid in Tennessee...we use to read the Song of Solomon in the Old Testiment... and we would giggle and laugh... we were after all reading the Bible.... ha ha ha... if there's one around...in the library maybe... check that chapter out... but not with Katie around yet!

love, Mom [aka Buffalo Nana]

Posted by: Grimmtooth ([info]grimmtooth)
Posted at: October 14th, 2005 04:08 am (UTC)

Oh, great - now I'm having flashbacks. Yah, geek kid taking personal stuff to school == bad.

Posted by: librarygeek ([info]shandralyn)
Posted at: October 14th, 2005 01:43 am (UTC)
Yay!

Way to corrupt those youth!

Posted by: you kiss like you already came ([info]space4rnt)
Posted at: October 14th, 2005 02:39 pm (UTC)

Eh, in grade 3 I took my books to school and told all the kids where they "came from". Not such a hit with the administration. I got sent home from grade 6 because Clan of the Cave Bear is not appropriate reading material. Well, it really isn't but is denying education, even for just one day an appropriate response to reading material selection?

Either way my mom told Mrs. whatever-her-name-was to stuff it and be glad that I was reading.

Hmm. Katie just makes me laugh. She's so much like I was. Maybe it's a mixed kid thing? Dunno.

Posted by: ((Anonymous))
Posted at: October 15th, 2005 03:02 am (UTC)

Send her in next time with a copy of "American Psycho" just to see the look on their faces.

Posted by: mooreroom ([info]nevikmoore)
Posted at: October 15th, 2005 07:05 am (UTC)

Pinky, you crack me up.

Posted by: Aaron, Lawyer Pepper ([info]varro)
Posted at: October 31st, 2005 06:53 am (UTC)

So, when does Owen get this and this?

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